I think I need a new job

I think this because whenever they call me off work I am happy about it. I would rather have no money than go to work. I need to find something else and soon. I don't know if i can handle it much longer. Also i think they're gonna fire me soon anyway. I have been thinking about taking some classes up at the vocational school and trying to sell origami art and do some decorating. I don't think it would really go well though not here anyway. Maybe I'm just S.O.L.. I guess i have to get past my delusions of independence sometime...

Love letter madlibs!

Dear Darkness,

You are extremly Quick and I Lick you! I want kiss your Weenis 1,000,002 times. You make my Banana burn with desire. When I first saw you, I Anti-Climatically stared at you and fell in love. Will you Stroke out with me? Don`t let your parents discourage you, Nerds are just jealous.

Yours forever, Sakura

Dear Darkness,

It has come to my Hobo that you are the Sexiest girl/boy in the Turkey. My Belly Button starts Hopping a Potato every time you speak. I would like to Chew if you want to go to the Party with me next Monday. If you Crawl please Jiggle me at the McDonalds in 10 years. I Flirt you and everything about you.

Spinelessly,
Sakura

singles awareness day madlib

Dear Darkness,

You know how the song goes: "snarky men say only knees rush in." Well, I'm afraid I must. I can't wait another minute to feel your pink embrace. Now I know how jesus felt when the butts first parted to reveal yo baby fadda silhouetted against a naked sky. It was emo at first sight! Please be mine. I'll be right here, humping likely until you get here.



Yours truly,

Sakura